im a sales associate now
hailthecloudthatglows:

officialfrenchtoast:

lup-ins:

This makes me feel uncomfortable on so many levels…

i cant believe i actually read all of that

*tumblr you’re not cool if you spell it wrong
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.
brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

221b-bitch-please-street:

gabite:

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

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-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

There’s a man in my Communications class that looks like Jerry from Parks and Rec AND ALL I WANNA DO IS GO UP TO HIM AND BE LIKE DAMMIT JERRY but I can’t cause he’s a nice fellow